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coelasquid:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

WHAT A COOL THING!

WHAT A COOL STORE!

tetrastructuralmind

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lauramestrada:

Amen

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hyperb0rean:

truth.

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fuckyeahpaganism:

Yeah huh (x)

enjoy your haunted coffee motherfucker

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#need dis  

It is wayyy too early to already be at work.

At least I’ll be home at like 12:30 or some shit, which is rad I guess. I just wish I could fall into a time warp or something and already be done with work and in bed snuggling with my dog.

Also, I’m debating on whether or not to like reblog my thingy. You know, just in case you-know-who hasn’t seen it or whatever. I don’t know.

What’s cool about today though: I work literally a block or so from the beach—so as I sit here waiting for everyone else to arrive, I get to sit here and drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and watch the sunrise. How’s that for a positive outlook?

  August 20, 2014 at 06:20am

deathbeforedigital:

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rolorevolution:

Lmfao!!!!! Rolllllliinggg

son

I laughed so hard at this

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

So I bought this shirt today. It actually says BOSS (because I am the fuckin’ boss, dangit). However, it wasn’t until I got home and snapped this picture that I realized it looks like it says ROSS, due to I guess the angle and my boobs and shit.

I’ll openly admit I’m a creep, but I’m not THAT much of a creep.

It’s still pretty funny though.

  August 16, 2014 at 12:51am

baby's first words

  • baby: s-s-si
  • sister: sister?
  • baby: SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

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ultrafacts:

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DISCLAIMER: DISREGARD THIS.

So, I was kinda wondering… if maybe you wanted to give this a shot? I’m more than willing to try if you are. I’m afraid it’s too soon and all that, and I’m afraid… just in general. But my feelings aren’t going away and you mean so so soooo much to me, and I really want the chance to make you happy in ways beyond what we have now. I don’t want to put you on the spot, which is why I’m not officially addressing this; but I know once you read this, you’ll know it’s intended for you. Regardless though, I don’t want to lose your friendship. I value that over a lot of things in my life. But if you’re willing to give it a try, I know from the bottom of my heart how happy we’ll make each other.

And I’m sorry if this is too soon or if it’s just bad timing all around or anything like that. The last thing I want is to upset you or make you feel negatively in any way. I care about you. A lot.

  August 10, 2014 at 10:46am