Long weekend was long.
I am overworked and undersexed.
I got a new phone. (!!!)
Chocolate covered cherries are delicious.
The sky is blue.

These are facts.

#personal  
  July 27, 2014 at 06:57pm

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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  July 26, 2014 at 06:30am
via dajo42

I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN FOUR HOURS.

Jesus help me.

  July 26, 2014 at 01:26am

Super duper long shift today.

Probably won’t be home until like, 11:30, and then I need to get right into bed so I can be up the next morning at 5. Then, after tomorrow morning’s meeting, I get to go back in at 3 and close all over again.

Luckily, I like my job a lot. I also like money. I’m complaining a bit now, but next Friday, I’ll be one happy lady.

I’ve also decided I’m wearing my boots today. I have no idea if they’re “allowed”; I mean, I might look kinda scary. Black pants, black top, black boots… oh well. I’m going for comfort and convenience today. If my idea of comfort makes me look like an Addams family wannabe, OH WELL. :3

  July 25, 2014 at 11:23am

Creepy Story: String Theory

spacestepsister:

sixpenceee:

Of all the creepy stories I’ve read in my life, I’ve got to say this one made me re-evaluate my life and think about it for a long time. 

Read on if you want to get mind-fucked.

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this fucked me up

i always wondered why i walk in circles around my house  

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liliscarlet:

Lol

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what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

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Anonymously ask me, “Would you…”

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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Title: I've Got You Under My Skin Artist: Frank Sinatra 592 plays

4dele:

Frank Sinatra - I’ve Got You Under My Skin

  July 24, 2014 at 05:28pm
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My dog hates me. <3

  July 24, 2014 at 04:52pm

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

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